From the article:
Today, a story broke about a 12-year-old boy in Florida who brought “marijuana-laced gummy bears” to school. He handed them out to his peers during gym class. When I read the story, all I could think about was this scene from the most recent season of Big Mouth.
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The boy that brought pot gummies to school in Florida, however, didn’t have the same experience. Since he lives in the backward-ass, DeSantis-voting Sunshine State, this kid is facing several felony charges.
Felony charges? For pot? Are you fucking kidding me? Jesus Christ.